Bizarre News: Walmart Security Cameras Catch Chunky Naked Guy Stealing Socks

By | February 18, 2012
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(From Gizmodo)

“What’s the world coming to when a man can’t partake in a crack-fueled, clothing-free shopping spree without the police being called? It’s tyranny, I tell you, tyranny.

The 32-year-old suspect apparently drove himself to the Walmart lot in Exton, Pennsylvania, parked his car, and then proceeded to strip buck naked before even making it to the front door. Once inside, he made his way to the customer service counter where he lifted a pair of socks from the counter and put them on before continuing his au natural shopping expedition.

The police were summarily called and took him into custody. He’s being charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, aggravated assault, and simple assault (he spit on and struck one cop while being detained). Police suspect that he was under the influence of narcotics at the time. Oh really, you think?”

Watch the video — if you dare — here.

4 thoughts on “Bizarre News: Walmart Security Cameras Catch Chunky Naked Guy Stealing Socks

  1. Ken Roberts

    under the influence for sure . Think maybe his feet got cold . I hope there were no kids in sight of this goof ball,.

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  2. Jeannie

    Gee you think it may be drugs? Funny how long it took for someone to notice his behavior before they called police. Maybe that is normal for this area!

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  3. connie

    Maybe there is a near-by nudist colony and people are used to seeing nu dies in this day and age or, anything goes and we are beyond being shocked anymore. lol.

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