They Say the Best Things In Life Are Free…

By | January 22, 2017
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Missing Money

“They say the best things in life are free,
But you can give them to the birds and bees,
Cuz I want money – that’s what I want.
That’s that I want … That’s what I want…”

(“Money – That’s What I Want” written by Berry Gordy and Janie Bradford. It became the first hit record for Gordy’s Motown enterprise. The song was recorded in 1959 by Barrett Strong and later made famous by The Beatles — and less famous, even later by The Flying Lizards.)

When you read the title of this Cloudeight Site Pick you may have been thinking of poor EB and TC, who are sure missing money since we don’t have any. If you thought that, however, you’d be wrong I tells ya, although if you wanted to make a donation, we’d love ya forever.

Actually, this is a site we spent a lot of time checking out, since on its surface it seems a little “scammy”. After rigorous testing and re-testing, we can tell you that it’s legitimate. We can also tell you, that most of you have no money coming. No missing money out there for you – but you never know.

TC found out that one of his estranged relatives has missing money coming to him, but he didn’t tell him, because why would you tell an estranged anything – anything?

Anyway, a lot of people are owe a lot of money in unclaimed funds. Keep in mind there are billions of dollars in unclaimed funds, but the chances of you uncovering that you have $10 million coming in unclaimed money, is about the same as Cloudeight becoming bigger than Google in 2017. Roll those odds around your head before you get all riled up about becoming a millionaire by using our site pick.

However, you might find you have a few bucks coming, even a few hundred coming; it only takes a few minutes to find out. And, yes we did review this sites privacy policy and found it better than most. Although if you expect complete privacy:

1. Unplug your computer
2. Pay $3000 to $5000 for fake ID (passport, driver’s license, Social Security number).
3. Hitchhike to Harlan County, Kentucky, and ask for Boyd Crowder
4. Boyd will set you up in a shack in a holler, miles from TV, Mc D’s, and highways.

If you’d rather not, then keep on reading as we have some piquant – and I use that word loosely – prose right from our Site Pick…

The Unclaimed Property Clearinghouse

To enhance the states’ and provinces’ outreach efforts to locate lost owners, MissingMoney.com, a national database, was established in November 1999 by the National Association of Unclaimed Property Administrators (NAUPA). MissingMoney.com enables owners to perform comprehensive searches for lost assets required by law to be turned over to the states and provinces.

MissingMoney.com, its contents and related services are operated by a line of business within Conduent called the Unclaimed Property Clearinghouse. The Unclaimed Property Clearinghouse has been providing unclaimed property solutions to governments since 1984…”

While there are a lot of testimonials on the site that appear to be real, we thought this one summed it up best:

“Our family was referred to your web site by a cousin. She had seen something on the evening news about unclaimed properties. Since checking into it (with the aid of missingmoney.com) we found unclaimed money for my grandfather, grandmother, mother, father, sister, and myself. The amounts ranged from a couple dollars to a couple thousand, but the best part was the fun and excitement it brought to the family. I have encouraged everyone I know to log onto your web site, because it costs nothing and if you don’t look you’ll never find out. ” –Christopher, Oklahoma Citizen

Not exactly from a holler in Kentucky, but Oklahoma will do.

Whether you find any money or not, we think you’ll find our site pick interesting enough that you’ll spend some time there trying to dig up unclaimed money for anyone you may know. If you live in Australia, Canada, Great Britain, New Zealand, or any other country other than the USA, sorry about your luck. But if you have relatives here in the United States, or in some holler in Kentucky, you can play around with this site and maybe dig up some money for them (make sure you get a piece of the action!).

If you do strike gold and get a million dollars, remember our cut is 10%. You’re lucky. EB wants 25%.

So, we are done amusing you. It’s time for you to check out our site pick – Missing Money. Good luck!

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