It’s been another hectic week here in the dank dark dungeon in the basement of EB’s mansion. There isn’t much to smile about. Eating stale bread and working 22 hours a day does not give me much time for relaxing or even sleeping. But such is my fate. If you promise not to tell EB, I’ll let you… Read More »
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Yeah, you’re pretty smart. You’re reading this! TC and EB took this test and you can guess who got the highest score! Sorry, EB. At least you look better! Ahem…. Unlike some IQ tests, this test won’t take you a day and a half to complete. It’s only 12 questions, but that may be enough. Some of the… Read More »
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You can do things like you’re doing them now or you can do them the way they should be done. We opted for the former and we both almost got burned. Had we not had our drives backed-up with mirror-image backups, we would have still been putting our computers back together. Really! If we had to start from… Read More »
As I get older I find I am more interested in food. Not in cooking it or buying it – but in eating it. EB has managed to take all my pleasures away and now all I’m allowed to do is eat, sleep and work. She took my last bottle of Cupcake Vodka and forbade me to have… Read More »