{"id":1186,"date":"2011-04-06T12:25:14","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T16:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=1186"},"modified":"2011-04-06T12:28:44","modified_gmt":"2011-04-06T16:28:44","slug":"what-kind-of-punctuation-mark-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/what-kind-of-punctuation-mark-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"What kind of punctuation mark are you?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today’s site pick is about as useless as \t\tthey come. Yet, being the bored people we are, we found it good enough to \t\tbe our site of the week because we enjoyed our brief visit there.<\/span><\/p>\n

I bet you’ve spent weeks of your life \t\tpondering what kind of punctuation mark you would be if you were a \t\tpunctuation mark. Do you think you’d be an exclamation mark like EB or a \t\tcomma like TC? Perhaps you’re more of a semi-colon type or maybe a \t\tboring, blas\u00e9 period? Maybe you’re just itching to be a colon – or \t\tperhaps a dash of a dash?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Since TC turned out to be a comma (or is \t\tthat COMA?) his life’s dreams have been shattered. He’d much rather be a \t\tspritely exclamation point like EB but just doesn’t have the flair or \t\texciting bubbly personality that Eightball does. Poor TC. His dour \t\tcountenance and mordant nature makes him an ideal comma. EB, on the \t\tother hand, is a wild, devil-may-care, party-animal, and typifies the \t\tpersonality required to be a perfect exclamation point. Her \t\tbeer-drinking, panache, may catch up with her eventually, TC warns, but \t\tfor now she’s putting on the Ritz. But, what does TC know? He’s just a \t\tstupid comma.<\/p>\n

Our site of the week this week is just a \t\tquiz. It’s just a quiz that will give you the answer you have been \t\tsearching for since birth: “What kind of punctuation mark would I be?”.<\/p>\n

Well folks, I’m sure you’re all itching to \t\tfind out if you’re an uninteresting, sour wallflower like TC or a \t\tvivacious, partier like EB. The answer is only a click and few questions \t\taway. If you visit \t\t our site pick<\/a>, your lifelong wondering will be over. We \t\tcannot be responsible for you ending up being a comma like TC. If it \t\tdepresses you to think you might be comma, or worse, a period, do not \t\tventure here. On the other hand, if you want to find out if there is a \t\tgregarious. swash-buckling, beer-drinking, fast-driving, wild and crazy \t\texclamation point buried deep within you will, indeed, want to venture \t\there.<\/p>\n

Find out for yourself. Are you a boring \t\tcomma or a wild exclamation point? \t\t We dare you to learn the answer by visiting today’s site\u00a0pick.<\/a><\/p>\n

(NOTE: If you find that you are a comma – \t\ti.e. a dour, doormat of a person, like TC, please feel free to \t\tcommiserate with him. Misery does love company. Us commas must stick \t\ttogether!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today’s site pick is about as useless as they come. Yet, being the bored people we are, we found it good enough to be our site of the week because we enjoyed our brief visit there. I bet you’ve spent weeks of your life pondering what kind of punctuation mark you would be if you were a punctuation\u2026 Read More »<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[151],"tags":[809,808],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1186"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1188,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186\/revisions\/1188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}