{"id":1208,"date":"2011-04-07T09:23:34","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T13:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=1208"},"modified":"2011-04-07T09:23:34","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T13:23:34","slug":"human-body-cloudeight-site-pick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/human-body-cloudeight-site-pick\/","title":{"rendered":"Human Body — Cloudeight site pick"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"She'sWe all have one. And guys? I’m not talking about that kind of body – in a way I am, but not in the way you think. Why are men so <\/span>salacious? EB keeps asking me. I say it’s in my genes – no pun intended. I think she’s giving me the eye. See? <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Anyway…w<\/span>e’re a family newsletter, so let’s keep those thoughts clean. We’re \t\ttalking about the human body in the scientific and educational way – \t\tlike we all should. Right?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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The human body is a miraculous piece of engineering. Most of us sitting here pecking \t\taround computers don’t even stop and think what’s going on in our bodies \t\tright now:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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I’m hungry
\nI need a beer
\nI wonder where the cat is
\nI’m hungry
\nI wonder if I can get a nap in before my wife\/husband comes home
\nWhy I am broke?
\nWhy does EB treat me so mean?
\nI’m hungry
\nWonder if I will the lottery?
\nI need a beer.
\nI wonder if Big Macs are still on sale BOGO
\nI’m hungry<\/p>\n

All the while we’re thinking this stuff, the heart is beating, the belly \t\tis churning, the liver is livering, the spleen is spleening, the \t\tintestines are intestining, the skin is skinning, the toenails are growing, the lungs are lunging and so forth. You get the picture.<\/p>\n

Our site of the week has lots of REAL information about the human body – \t\twritten by experts – of which I am not one. There’s even an interactive \t\thuman body on the site you can play with. Guys! Stop it! I’m serious \t\there.<\/p>\n

You can learn about the senses, organs, the brain, and all the other \t\thocus pocus that is going on in there – when the only thing you’re doing \t\tis slacking off and wondering when dinner is going to be done, because \t\tsome small gland somewhere is yelling “Meatloaf!” “Meatloaf!” – and I \t\tdon’t mean the singer either. And another voice is yelling “BEER!”.<\/p>\n

Enough of this. If you’re interested in what makes your body tick – or \t\thow your senses work (EB! I do too have some sense!) – or what strange \t\tthings happen inside your body – please take a look at today’s site pick: “Human Body<\/a>“.<\/p>\n

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We all have one. And guys? I’m not talking about that kind of body – in a way I am, but not in the way you think. Why are men so salacious? EB keeps asking me. I say it’s in my genes – no pun intended. I think she’s giving me the eye. See? Anyway…we’re a family newsletter,\u2026 Read More »<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1209,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[151],"tags":[83,814,709,300],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1211,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions\/1211"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}