{"id":12363,"date":"2017-02-10T11:29:53","date_gmt":"2017-02-10T16:29:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=12363"},"modified":"2017-02-10T11:29:53","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T16:29:53","slug":"grammar-police","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/grammar-police\/","title":{"rendered":"Grammar Police"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/images\/2017\/apostrophe.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"349\" \/>Grammar Police a.k.a. Grammar Cops &amp; Comma Clout<\/h1>\n<p>I have long been the target of grammar police and pedantic readers who take me to task for my use &#8212; or misuse &#8212; of the English language. Someone asked me once, if English was my second language. Obviously not, I retorted, I&#8217;ve speaked English since I was bored, decades ago, right here in Ohio, USA.<\/p>\n<p>Because of my literary sloppiness, you, my friends, are not required to use perfect grammar when submitting questions or comments to us. Believe it or not, we know of a site, run by someone who actually warns users, that if they submit questions or comments to him that contain grammatical errors, he will not reply!<\/p>\n<p>No wonder he never answers me!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m being verbose as I am often wont to do. But without such verbosity, this article would only be about seventy-five words long and thus, too short, for this spritely newsletter.<\/p>\n<p>I ramble no more.<\/p>\n<p>Today, my grammar-o-phile friends, we feature two sites where you&#8217;re either going to spend hours looking for some minor grammatical slip-up, or you&#8217;re just going to take off your grammar police badge and relax and laugh. I prefer you do the latter, but as we all know by now, you don&#8217;t much care what I prefer. I prefer you don&#8217;t pick apart my grammatical guffaws. Why not let a few slide. It&#8217;s not easy being me, I tells ya!<\/p>\n<p>Without further rambling, yammering or other unnecessary discourse, I present, for your critical review and\/or amusement the following to grammar-related blogs:<\/p>\n<p>1. Grammar Police a.k.a. GrammarCops<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t have a lot to say, considering their ilk. However, this is what they have to say about their blog entitled, &#8220;Grammar Police a.k.a. GrammarCops&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Grammar, language, and usage observations, ramblings, and questions by us and others<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t overlook the section links at the top of the page or you&#8217;ll miss out on:<\/p>\n<p>GrammarGallows &#8211; Offenders<br \/>\nGrammarGroupies &#8211; Tweeple<br \/>\nGrammar Guard &#8211; Deputies<\/p>\n<p>And more. I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll be interested in learning how we mortals &#8211; not you grammar cops &#8211; all make mistakes. For instance: How many of you say &#8212; &#8220;Daylight Savings Time&#8221;? Raise your hand. It figures you&#8217;d be one, EB. It&#8217;s not Daylight SavingS Time &#8211; it&#8217;s Daylight Saving Time. Now you know.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/grammarcops.wordpress.com\/\">You&#8217;ll know more if you visit Grammar Police a.k.a. GrammarCops.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style804\">And &#8212; I&#8217;m almost done, I swear. As long as we&#8217;re picking on grammar, I want to point you to one of Grammar Police a.k.a. GrammarCops&#8217; sister sites called Comma Clout &#8211; The Clout of the Comma.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style804\">The comma does has a lot of clout, you know. Who can forget:<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s eat grandpa.<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s eat, grandpa.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style804\">or<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA woman, without her man, is nothing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Which EB corrected to:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA woman: without her, man is nothing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>If you are an effete, intellectual grammar cop, you know all about that. Right? Commas count.<\/p>\n<p>To see how much commas count, visit our lesser site of the week, a sibling to our site of the week, yet nonetheless a site you&#8217;ll enjoy. You gotta love that sentence, grammar cops!<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style804\">Commas have clout &#8211; <strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/commaclout.wordpress.com\/Clout\">come visit Comma Clout right now<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style804\">Let&#8217;s eat EB.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style804\">Let&#8217;s eat, EB.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grammar Police a.k.a. Grammar Cops &amp; Comma Clout I have long been the target of grammar police and pedantic readers who take me to task for my use &#8212; or misuse &#8212; of the English language. Someone asked me once, if English was my second language. Obviously not, I retorted, I&#8217;ve speaked English since I was bored, decades\u2026 <span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/grammar-police\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[151],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12363"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12364,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12363\/revisions\/12364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}