Sometimes you need to sign a document in a hurry. Someone sends you a PDF file and you monkey around trying to open it, then print it, then sign it, and then send it back by regular email. It just takes a lot of time – you know what I mean, right?<\/p>\n
Then there are times when you only have to drive downtown to sign a document but you really don’t like the smell of lawyer’s offices – or you don’t want to have to be in the same room with your ex – or with the guy who’s suing you, or stuff like that. So it would be super-nice if you do the whole ball of wax online without ever having to get dressed or combing your hair – in other words – you could sit home in your Sponge Bob boxers and take care of legal matters by signing documents electronically. This came in really handy recently when I wanted to resign from Cloudeight, but didn’t want to have to face EB and her tirade of shouting and crying. So I resigned electronically with a legal and digitally signed resignation letter which you can all read here<\/a>.<\/p>\n If you have legal documents you want to sign but don’t feel like putting shoes on or taking another shower, you’ll appreciate SignNow.com – it takes the personal out of the legal. Great for recluses, lazy folks, smart folks who want to save time, Sponge Bob-boxer-lovers, people who don’t like the other party to a contract, cops who love signing arrest warrants, people who need to sign legal complaints, wills, testaments, and other stuff you need to sign but don’t feel like going anywhere – or you are too cheap to buy a printer, don’t have a fax machine, or don’t like licking stamps, then www.signnow.com<\/a> is perfect for you.<\/p>\n Here’s what the people at SignNow (if there really are any) have to say:<\/p>\n “100% Free Online Signings. No Registration. Simple.<\/p>\n SignNow is perfect for simple, free signings – use it as much as you’d like! We offer an easy and effective way to e-sign digital files without the need to scan, fax, or mail documents.<\/p>\n We believe electronic signings should be available to everyone, not just large corporate clients. Our platform is simple and useful for those who aren’t tech savvy or who are in a hurry. There are no barriers to use the system.”<\/em><\/p>\n Upload your document and sign or send it in less than 30 seconds. Start saving paper and trash that old printer, scanner and fax machine.”<\/em><\/p>\n SignNow prefers you upload your document in PDF format, but since I’m lazy and don’t like fiddling with PDF and didn’t feel like Google Docs today — and don’t even start on all the converters and free PDF creators out there – I just uploaded a plain old Word doc I created with Jarte – don’t ask. So you can probably upload almost any kind of doc and it will work – don’t hold me to it. I’m just the messenger.<\/p>\n If you’re anti-social, want to file divorce papers without a lawyer and send the to your shocked spouse, or you want to sue someone in abstentia, or you’re just kicking back and someone needs you to sign a document so they can take away your car or house, why bother printing and fiddling around – or driving down to your shyster lawyer’s office? You can just use SignNow<\/a> and avoid all contact with your fellow human. Ah yes – living virtually unfettered in the virtual world.<\/p>\n ===Note===<\/p>\n To the several people who wrote last week and said I was getting a little too ridiculous in some of my articles – you can see from the above, I’ve taken your criticisms to heart!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sometimes you need to sign a document in a hurry. Someone sends you a PDF file and you monkey around trying to open it, then print it, then sign it, and then send it back by regular email. It just takes a lot of time – you know what I mean, right? 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