{"id":24759,"date":"2023-01-01T09:30:56","date_gmt":"2023-01-01T14:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=24759"},"modified":"2023-01-01T09:30:56","modified_gmt":"2023-01-01T14:30:56","slug":"63-one-liners-for-a-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/63-one-liners-for-a-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"63 One-Liners For a New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">63 One-Liners For a New Year<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">I read an article the other day while I was out having lunch (it was a long wait). and I bookmarked it because I felt it would be a fun way for all of us to start the new year. The article was entitled &#8220;63 One-Liners That Prove You Don&#8217;t Need Many Words To Make Some People Laugh&#8221; written by Evelina Medina from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/evelinamedina\/one-liners\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">BuzzFeed<\/a>. The keywords in that title are &#8220;Some People Laugh&#8221;. Some of these &#8220;one-liners&#8221; left me scratching my head, some made me laugh, and some made me roll my eyes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">We&#8217;re all different, so I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re reaction will be, but since it&#8217;s a new year and I&#8217;m writing this on New Year&#8217;s Day when I&#8217;m supposed to be taking the day off, I figured this is a good way to &#8220;not&#8221; work but still work and get something done.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">These are called &#8220;One-Liners&#8221; but not all of them are one line, Many of them sound like bad &#8220;dad jokes&#8221;, but some made me laugh. So, I hope some of them make you laugh too. And, yes, I&#8217;m sure some of them will have you rolling your eyes as well.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">To give you a small sample of what you&#8217;ll find in today&#8217;s semi &#8220;site pick&#8221;, I submit these &#8220;one-liners&#8221; for your perusal&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">&#8220;You don&#8217;t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">&#8220;It&#8217;s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">&#8220;What&#8217;s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">&#8220;I refused to believe my roadworker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">&#8220;People say I&#8217;m condescending. That means I talk down to people.&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">There are 58 more where those came from. I hope some of them make you laugh &#8211; or at least smile &#8211; because that would be a great way to start the new year. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/evelinamedina\/one-liners\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Visit BuzzFeed&#8217;s &#8220;63 One-Liners That Prove You Don&#8217;t Need Many Words To Make Some People Laugh&#8221;<\/span> <\/strong><\/a>and read all 63 of them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">And I must mention here that the author of the article apparently didn&#8217;t proofread very well because there are repeats in the &#8220;63&#8221; one-liners. I guess she&#8217;s a member of TC&#8217;s sloppy proofreading club \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Happy New Year! God Bless Us&#8230; Everyone!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; 63 One-Liners For a New Year I read an article the other day while I was out having lunch (it was a long wait). and I bookmarked it because I felt it would be a fun way for all of us to start the new year. The article was entitled &#8220;63 One-Liners That Prove You Don&#8217;t\u2026 <span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/63-one-liners-for-a-new-year\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[151,2273,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24759"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24759"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24761,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24759\/revisions\/24761"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}