{"id":25445,"date":"2023-03-30T09:13:29","date_gmt":"2023-03-30T13:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=25445"},"modified":"2023-03-30T21:14:02","modified_gmt":"2023-03-31T01:14:02","slug":"close-but-no-cigar-my-defense-of-cliches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/close-but-no-cigar-my-defense-of-cliches\/","title":{"rendered":"Close but No Cigar: My Defense of Cliches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/images\/2023\/cigar2.png\" alt=\"Cloudeight Essay - Close, but No Cigar: My Defense of Cliches (image by Bing Image Creator &amp; Cloudeight)\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 24pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Close but No Cigar: My Defense of Cliches<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Some people mistakenly think cliches are so overused that they lose their original meaning or impact. They think only a bad writer would resort to using a bunch of cliches. Some think wannabe writers who use cliches are lazy, boring, or unimaginative. But today, I come to praise cliches, not to bury them! Cliches have many benefits, such as making communication easier, creating a sense of familiarity, or adding a bit of humor or irony. You can&#8217;t have your cake and eat it too. Either you want something easy to read and informative or you want a writer to be original and use words like a sesquipedalian.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"> In this essay, I will endeavor to explore the pros and cons of cliches and why we should not judge a person&#8217;s speaking or writing skills by how many cliches they use. You can&#8217;t judge a book by its cover! So let&#8217;s get started&#8230; there&#8217;s no time like the present!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">First of all, you might think wannabe writers like me are a dime a dozen. And I guess you&#8217;re right. But maybe I&#8217;m a diamond in the rough. I like to go against the grain. So contrary to literary pontificates, I believe cliches help people communicate more efficiently and effectively. It&#8217;s not rocket science.\u00a0 The fewer words the better. Cliches help writers say more with less. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">While some people think I&#8217;m full of hot air, I like to think of myself as a man of few words. And cliches help me reach my goal of being verbally parsimonious.\u00a0 I have come to realize that cliches convey a lot of information in just a few words, saving time and eyesight&#8230;not to mention typing. And time is money. A stitch in time saves nine, so to speak. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Here&#8217;s an example of frugal writing. If I say &#8220;it&#8217;s raining cats and dogs&#8221;, you know it&#8217;s raining hard &#8211; you don&#8217;t need to know anymore. I can save a lot of words by not describing in detail how heavily it&#8217;s raining. And you know, of course, when it rains it pours.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Cliches are shorthand for common experiences we all share. If someone says &#8220;I&#8217;m feeling under the weather&#8221;, we know that they are not being blown away by a hurricane or sat upon by a dome of high pressure, we know that they are sick or not feeling well.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Cliches can help people avoid fights. For example, if someone says &#8220;let&#8217;s agree to disagree&#8221;, they are saying they respect the other person&#8217;s opinion, even if they don&#8217;t share it. If you don&#8217;t agree with me here, don&#8217;t bite my head off or else we might be fighting like cats and dogs. Or worse, fighting like cats and dogs outside while it&#8217;s raining like cats and dogs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Cliches can also create a sense of familiarity and allow us to make a connection with others. They show that we all are people and we all share some of the same beliefs or interests. For instance, if someone says &#8220;break a leg&#8221;, they are wishing you good luck in a friendly or humorous way. Cliches help us bond with others by using humor or irony. For example, if someone says to me &#8211; in response to this essay &#8211; &#8220;you&#8217;re a piece of work&#8221;, they are teasing me in a playful or sarcastic manner. right? If you don&#8217;t like this essay, remember writing is fun for me and you know that time flies when you&#8217;re having fun. This is my gift to you &#8212;\u00a0 don&#8217;t look a gift horse in the mouth.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">I guess by writing this I&#8217;m letting the cat out of the bag. I&#8217;m admitting that I am a lazy writer who uses cliches to make writing easier and my essays shorter. For those who don&#8217;t like this, I say &#8220;let &#8217;em eat cake!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Cliches do have drawbacks that can make a written work boring, undesirable, or inappropriate. I&#8217;m often accused of having a lack of creativity sometimes &#8212; not always &#8211; but sometimes. But I try hard not to be boring. I don&#8217;t ever use weary cliches such as &#8220;love is blind&#8221;. It most certainly is not. I suppose there are real-life &#8220;beauty and the beast&#8221; stories that prove that love may sometimes be blind. So I always try to remember that &#8220;every cloud has a silver lining&#8221; and that &#8220;beauty is in the eye of the beholder&#8221;. Maybe beauty is only skin deep?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">And I&#8217;ll admit that cliches are sometimes used to justify inappropriate behavior. When I was young and wild, people use to say (about me) &#8220;boys will be boys&#8221;. But honestly, that cliche attempted to excuse my inappropriate youthful hooliganism. I was a wild young man, but age has taken all the starch out of me. It has taken the wind out of my sails, so to speak. And I beg of you to never tell me I look good for my age or I&#8217;m whatever many years young. Or even worse, never tell me that I&#8217;m as young as I feel. Bull hockey, I tells ya!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Many people say that cliches show a lack of creativity, imagination, or effort. Heaven forbid I be accused of being uncreative, unimaginative, or lazy. Cliches may be as old as the hills, as common as dirt, and as dull as dishwater, but I write like a flowing river. I&#8217;m a stream-of-consciousness type of guy&#8230; whatever comes to mind is what I write. I try to think outside the box. I grab the bull by the horns and get the words on paper before I forget what the heck I was going to say. And at the end of the day, if I can manage to squeeze a few paragraphs of meaningful text out of my aging brain, then all&#8217;s well that ends well. It goes without saying that my brain is losing neurons or whatever age steals from a brain. But I&#8217;m not the kind of guy to cry over spilled milk. You can&#8217;t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, right?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Being an aging wannabe writer, I sometimes fall into the trap of using comfortable idioms. I just can&#8217;t help it. I actually embrace it. You can&#8217;t teach an old dog new tricks. And let me say this &#8212; trying to avoid cliches when writing is foolish. Cliches can be wonderful things that enhance a writer&#8217;s creativity. It&#8217;s good to keep in mind when considering that one man&#8217;s trash is another man&#8217;s treasure.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">And maybe I&#8217;m not a writer at all&#8230; maybe I&#8217;m a Jack of all trades, a master of none. Or maybe I&#8217;ma diamond in the rough.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Finally, try to remember that sometimes what I say is not always what I think. And certainly not what I mean. Sometimes I&#8217;m guilty of trying to make a silk purse out of a sow&#8217;s ear.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">I give you this essay freely as a\u00a0 gift to you &#8212;\u00a0 hopefully, it will make you think.\u00a0 Remember never look a gift horse in the mouth. Knowledge is power. I do think in this essay, I hit the nail on the head. I hope you think so too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Alas, all good things must come to an end and now it&#8217;s time to say goodbye.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Out of sight, out of mind.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25449\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/SmileyWinkGIF.gif\" alt=\"smile\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Close but No Cigar: My Defense of Cliches Some people mistakenly think cliches are so overused that they lose their original meaning or impact. They think only a bad writer would resort to using a bunch of cliches. Some think wannabe writers who use cliches are lazy, boring, or unimaginative. 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