We\u2019re all getting old. I was going to use EB as an example for this article, but one shouldn\u2019t pick on his elders. So, we\u2019ll leave EB out of this. But let me say this, EB is older than Humphrey.<\/span> When my dad was in his 80\u2019s when I asked him how he was doing he would say, \u201cI\u2019m still breathing. It beats the alternative.\u201d I\u2019m not exactly sure how he knew what the alternative was or what it offered, but I\u2019m not often inclined to engage in philosophical or religious discourse.<\/span><\/p>\n Anyway, all of us are getting old. But I\u2019m sure you never realized how old you\u2019re really getting.<\/span><\/p>\n In this example, I\u2019m using Humphrey Elliot. A completely imaginary guy I conjured up from Humphrey Bogart and Elliot from the movie \u201cET\u201d, which, by the way, is not the past tense of \u201ceat\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n When you go to our site pick, \u201cYou\u2019re getting old<\/a>\u201c, you\u2019ll be given a choice of doing the calculations for yourself or a friend. For your amusement, my imaginary friend Humphrey Elliot will be our guinea pig.<\/span><\/p>\n Note the birthdate is \u201ceverywhere-else-in-the-world-but-the-USA\u201d style. That is, it is Day\/Month\/Year and not Month\/Day\/Year.<\/span><\/p>\n Now with all that out of the way\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n I know, for a fact, that Humphrey was born on 22 JUNE 1950. So, I input his birthdate and click \u201cGo\u201d\u2026 and away we go!<\/span><\/p>\n It tells Humphrey something, if he\u2019s anything like me, he already knows. He knows he\u2019s getting old. He does not need a website to tell him that. He knows because he grunts when he sits down and putting his pants on is not as easy as it used to be. I\u2019m just sayin\u2019\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n It gives Humphrey some depressing details, as you can see below.<\/span><\/p>\n And this website continues to rub it in. For instance, in Humphrey\u2019s impressive lifetime, he has blown out thousands of birthday candles, and his cholesterol-clogged heart has beaten 2,713,098,066 times \u2013 and counting.\u00a0 The moon has orbited the earth 994 times and Humphrey hopes for at least 1100.<\/span><\/p>\n And speaking of numbers I cannot fathom, it looks like Humphrey has moved around quite a bit \u2013 as all of us do as we ride the wild earth as it spins around the sun, the sun travels around the galaxy, the galaxy travels through the universe toward the \u201cgreat attractor\u201d (well, that\u2019s what it says).<\/span><\/p>\n And those of you who are believers in the metric system will note that all the distances are in miles. To turn miles into kilometers use Google or divide the number of miles by 1.609. It\u2019s OK, Windows has a calculator built in. Just type CALC in the taskbar search \u2013 you\u2019ll see.<\/span><\/p>\n And if you need more stuff to make your friend or you feel old, this site will cater to that need by providing you with all sorts of things that have happened during your lifetime.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n And if you\u2019re still with me, this site adds one more thing to let you know, without a doubt, you\u2019re getting old. Humphrey is shocked and relieved that only about 35% of people born in 1950 have kicked the bucket. On the bright side, about 65% still roam the earth. Lucky for us, Humphrey lives on! Yay! Humphrey. Are you brave enough to see how old you are getting? I thought you might be. 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