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New Year’s Day Smiles: Here are 114 One-Liners For a New Year<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n I read an article the other day while I was out having lunch (it was a long lunch, OK?). And I bookmarked it because I felt it would be a fun way to start the new year. The article is “114 One-Liners That Prove You Don’t Need Many Words To Make Someone Laugh”<\/em> written by Evelina Zaragoza Medina from BuzzFeed<\/a>. The keywords in that title are “Someone Laugh”. Some of these “one-liners” left me scratching my head, some made me laugh, while others had me rolling my eyes.<\/span><\/p>\n We’re all different, so I don’t know what your reaction will be, but since it’s a new year and I’m writing this on New Year’s Day when I’m supposed to be taking the day off, I figured this is a good way to “not” work but still get something done.<\/span><\/p>\n These are called “One-Liners” but not all are just one line, Many sound like bad “dad jokes”, but quite a few made me laugh. So, I hope some of them make you laugh too. And, yes, I’m sure some of them will have you rolling your eyes too.<\/span><\/p>\n To give you a small sample of what you’ll find in today’s semi-site pick”, I share these “one-liners” as a sample…<\/span><\/p>\n “You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.”<\/span><\/p>\n “It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”<\/span><\/p>\n “What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.”<\/span><\/p>\n “I refused to believe my roadworker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.”<\/span><\/p>\n “Well, apparently, rock bottom has a basement.”<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n There are many more where those came from. I hope some of them make you laugh – or at least smile – because that would be a great way to start the new year. Visit 114 One-Liners That Prove You Don’t Need Many Words To Make Someone Laugh”<\/span><\/strong><\/a> and read all 114.<\/span><\/p>\n And I must mention here that the author didn’t proofread very well because there are repeats in the “114” one-liners. I guess she’s a member of TC’s sloppy proofreading club \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n Happy New Year! God Bless Us… Everyone!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" New Year’s Day Smiles: Here are 114 One-Liners For a New Year I read an article the other day while I was out having lunch (it was a long lunch, OK?). And I bookmarked it because I felt it would be a fun way to start the new year. The article is “114 One-Liners That Prove\u2026 Read More »<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[151,2273,4462],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29601"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29601"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29603,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29601\/revisions\/29603"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}