{"id":3495,"date":"2012-01-04T18:49:08","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T23:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=3495"},"modified":"2012-01-04T18:49:08","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T23:49:08","slug":"an-online-calculator-for-all-seasons-and-a-lot-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/an-online-calculator-for-all-seasons-and-a-lot-more\/","title":{"rendered":"An online calculator for all seasons &#8211; and a lot more"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We know what you&#8217;re thinking. Windows has a calculator. You have a calculator. Your cellphone has a calculator. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what if you wanted to calculate the phases of the moon? Or sunrises and sunsets &#8211; anywhere? Can you cellphone do that? How about amortize a mortgage? How about distances between airports? Or what about your flabby BMI? Can your calculator do these kinds of things? Oh, you have an iPhone! &nbsp;Is there an &#8220;app&#8221; for that? OK.<\/p>\n<p>But what if you&#8217;re not cool. Say you&#8217;re an average bozo like TC, or a glamorous, but down-on-her-luck, ex-showgirl like EB? You don&#8217;t have an iPhone or even a&nbsp;<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Raspberry<\/span> Blackberry.&nbsp; You&#8217;re lucky you have a cell phone at all. If you&#8217;re honest you&#8217;ll probably admit you have a Jitterbug that your&nbsp;grand-kids&nbsp;gave you, because they think you&#8217;re half-blind and a complete technological buffoon. Ha! They don&#8217;t know you read this grand online tome of computer wit and wizardry &#8211; InfoAve. You have a secret weapon, you have a bozo and an ex-showgirl turned computer guru to shine a light on the secrets of the Web. &nbsp;You have us to assist you in uncovering such buried treasures as these.<\/p>\n<p>And guess what the best part of these calculators are? You don&#8217;t have to download them and add more goofy programs to your already lethargic computer. If you have a Web browser and an Internet connection, you can calculate until you&#8217;re snoring in your chair &#8211; or until the sun comes up. All-night calculating. Oh! What could be more fun?<\/p>\n<p>You can calculate everything from your age in dog years (how useful!) to how fast you type (or how fast you don&#8217;t).&nbsp; That&#8217;s all we&#8217;re going to say about this wonderful useful (sometimes) and amusing (sometimes) online tool to calculate almost anything you want.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yes, there is a regular calculator and a scientific calculator there as well. Just in case you don&#8217;t have any calculators at all &#8211; and didn&#8217;t even know Windows has one.<\/p>\n<p>Where can you find all these handy, dandy, calculating tools? Why, we are so glad you asked.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s called, strangely,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.calculatorcat.com\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Calculatorcat<\/span><\/a>&#8211; and&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.calculatorcat.com\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">you can find all of the calculators right here, right in the heart of the Web.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>By our calculations, that&#8217;s the end of this tip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We know what you&#8217;re thinking. Windows has a calculator. You have a calculator. Your cellphone has a calculator. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what if you wanted to calculate the phases of the moon? Or sunrises and sunsets &#8211; anywhere? Can you cellphone do that? How about amortize a mortgage? How about distances between airports? Or what about your\u2026 <span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/an-online-calculator-for-all-seasons-and-a-lot-more\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3495"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3495"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3501,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3495\/revisions\/3501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}