{"id":621,"date":"2011-03-11T08:39:15","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T13:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=621"},"modified":"2011-03-12T22:37:35","modified_gmt":"2011-03-13T03:37:35","slug":"freeware-pick-3112011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/freeware-pick-3112011\/","title":{"rendered":"Freeware Pick 3\/11\/2011"},"content":{"rendered":"

Smart Web Printing<\/strong><\/span>
\nFor Windows\u00a0 XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7
\nInternet Explorer 6, 7, and 8
\n18.32 MB Windows Installer<\/p>\n

What is \t\tSmart Web Printing? Duh! It’s an Internet Explorer add-on that makes \t\tclipping and printing sections of Web pages a snap. A real plagiarist’s \t\tdream. An intellectual property nightmare. A copyright thief’s delight. \t\tNah…I’m\u00a0 just kidding. This is a really cool tool from a company \t\tI can’t say much good about: HP. They had a crazy woman CEO once, now \t\tshe’s a politician. She’s taken all her parachutes from HP and wants to \t\tbe president or something like that. No, not president of HP, the \t\tPresident of the United States. See? No wonder HP invented this \t\t“plagiarism made easy!” add-on for Internet Explorer. Why steal a whole \t\tWeb page when you only wanted to clip that cool paragraph about otters \t\tthat carry mobile phones. You know the one? The one about the \t\tottermobiles?<\/span><\/p>\n

Don’t worry, we’re not going to blather on and on and on about this \t\t“little” add-on for Internet Explorer. Wait? The darn add-on is bigger \t\tthan Internet Explorer? Nope. Internet Explorer is just a bit bigger \t\tthan this add-on. What do you expect? Internet Explorer is from the same \t\tfolks that brought you the T-mobile debacle. Microsoft.<\/p>\n

If you really want to know more about this time-saving add-on for \t\tInternet Explorer – and you’re the type that likes to snip little pieces \t\tof Web pages and save them or print them for your own personal enjoyment \t\t— men, I don’t mean it that way — you should go watch the video here – \t\tyou’ll get much better idea of what this program, er, add-on does and \t\thow cool it really is. “…A clip clip here and a snip snip there, and a \t\tcouple of la ti dahs \/ That’s how we pass the time away in the merry old \t\tland of Oz….” Now, now, now, I put quotes around it, I’m not claiming \t\tthat as my own. That’s not the real words? Who cares?<\/p>\n

Anywhale, if you want to get the lowdown on this add-on for Internet \t\tExplorer, \t\t you’d best go watch the short video here<\/a>. You’re obviously not \t\tgetting anywhere with me.<\/p>\n

Oh, I nearly forgot. Since we don’t know Mr. HP personally, we’ve \t\tinvited one of his subordinates to entertain you with a little \t\tinformative chitchat, take it away, diva of the HP world:<\/p>\n

“The whole internet just became print friendly.<\/p>\n

With a simple plug-in for your browser, quickly Select & Clip or Select \t\t& Print web pages just the way you want them, and eliminate all that \t\twasted ink and paper. Download HP Smart Web Printing and get print \t\tfriendly today!<\/p>\n

For Windows XP, Windows Vista\u00ae and Windows 7. For Internet Explorer \t\tversions 6, 7, 8.”<\/p>\n

Wait, are you leaving already? Our audience is used to long, windy \t\tscreeds. They’re not used laconic souls such as you. Wait, you left your \t\tflash drive behind. Wonder what’s on it. Oh, I’m so embarrassed. “Ms \t\tDiva! Hey, come back Ms. Diva! Um, you might want your flash drive back! \t\tMs Diva?”<\/p>\n

OK enough puerile humor for now. Go watch Monty Python if you haven’t \t\thad enough yet.<\/p>\n

Get more information, watch a video about or download our freeware pick \t\tof the week “Smart \t\tWeb Printing<\/a>” from this page.<\/p>\n

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Smart Web Printing For Windows\u00a0 XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7 Internet Explorer 6, 7, and 8 18.32 MB Windows Installer What is Smart Web Printing? Duh! It’s an Internet Explorer add-on that makes clipping and printing sections of Web pages a snap. A real plagiarist’s dream. An intellectual property nightmare. A copyright thief’s delight. Nah…I’m\u00a0 just kidding.\u2026 Read More »<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[407,408,406,405],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":679,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions\/679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}