{"id":6948,"date":"2014-02-04T08:28:15","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T13:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=6948"},"modified":"2014-02-04T08:28:15","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T13:28:15","slug":"wheres-my-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wheres-my-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s my beer???"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If it&#8217;s good or if it&#8217;s fun, the government will make it illegal!<\/p>\n<p>I was just getting ready to head out on Lake Michigan with EB to do a little ice fishing. As you may or many know, EB owns several deluxe ice shanties, the best of which we save for our own use; we refer to it as Shangra La. It has all the comforts of home, including wireless Internet, which I&#8217;m using now to post this. Hang on&#8230; EB just caught a sixty-pound Lake Auger &#8212; wow it&#8217;s huge! Great job,, EB.<\/p>\n<p>I digress&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Just when someone starts up a really good service, like Beer by Drone, the government steps in to make it illegal. What&#8217;s going on? The government can use drones to spy on us, but we are not allowed to get BEER BY DRONE?<\/p>\n<p>I had ordered 2 cases of Moosehead for our 36-hour ice fishing trip. It&#8217;s a pain to have to walk 7 miles to get to the Beer Port and hauling back two cases of beer by sled is hard on an old guy like me. Benny&#8217;s Beer Drones has been delivering beer to thirsty ice fisherman since mid-December, but I got an email from Benny telling me that his drone (and MY MOOSEHEAD) were shot down by a joint Canadian-US heat-seeking missile, and my beer won&#8217;t be delivered.a<\/p>\n<p>The FAA is spending our tax dollars enforcing Operation No Beer by Drone (ONBD). It costs the Canadian and U.S. governments $573,243.64 \u00a0to shoot down Benny&#8217;s drone loaded up with MY MOOSEHEAD BEER!<\/p>\n<p>I know you think I&#8217;m just making this up, but I swear, beer drones are now illegal \ud83d\ude41 \u00a0 (Hey, EB hand me a minnow).<\/p>\n<p>Just to make sure you realize how serious this is, I&#8217;m going to let you read an article from CNN about illegal beer drones and how us ice fisherpersons are now going to have to suffer.<\/p>\n<p>Stay thirsty, my friends:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Beer Drone\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.cdn.turner.com\/cnn\/dam\/assets\/140131125946-beer-delivery-drone-story-top.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Here comes the missile!<\/p><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<h1>Beer-delivery drone grounded by FAA<\/h1>\n<p>(CNN) &#8212; Ice fishers in Minnesota are reeling from a recent FAA decision prohibiting beer delivery by drone.<\/p>\n<p>Local brewery Lakemaid was testing a new drone delivery system to airlift frosty cases of beer to fishermen holed up in ice shacks on Mille Lacs Lake. After spotting a Lakemaid YouTube video that went up last week of one of the unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) on a test run, the Federal Aviation Administration contacted Lakemaid and told the company to stop.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for Lakemaid fans and anyone else dreading a walk to the corner store, it&#8217;s currently against the law to fly drones for commercial purposes or above 400 feet in the United States. The FAA is working on a comprehensive set of rules and regulations that will pave the way for commercial drone flight, but the legislation won&#8217;t be ready until at least 2015 and drones might not be in the skies until 2017&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/zMYVNj\" target=\"_blank\">Read the rest of this article here.<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it&#8217;s good or if it&#8217;s fun, the government will make it illegal! I was just getting ready to head out on Lake Michigan with EB to do a little ice fishing. As you may or many know, EB owns several deluxe ice shanties, the best of which we save for our own use; we refer to it\u2026 <span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wheres-my-beer\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6948"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6949,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6948\/revisions\/6949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}