{"id":7240,"date":"2014-03-18T19:30:21","date_gmt":"2014-03-18T23:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=7240"},"modified":"2014-03-18T19:35:13","modified_gmt":"2014-03-18T23:35:13","slug":"dont-try-this-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/dont-try-this-at-home\/","title":{"rendered":"DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME"},"content":{"rendered":"
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EB and I want to help you keep safe \u2014 on and off the Web. We hope the following will prevent you or someone you love from ingesting too much toothpaste, too many carrots, too much Windex, or too much of a lot of other things, including water. Did you know you could die from drinking too much water? You can \u2014 as you\u2019ll soon see.<\/p>\n

With our tongues in our cheeks, and direct from the pages of Digg.com, we present \u201cDon\u2019t try this at home\u201d. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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DEPARTMENT OF ‘DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME’<\/div>\n

How Not To Kill Yourself With Household Items<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/header>\n
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Do you ever wonder, “How much of this can I accidentally ingest before I die?” Yeah, so do we.\u00a0For your safety (and enjoyment) here’s a bunch of stuff you should only enjoy in small quantities.<\/i><\/p>\n

Obligatory warning followed by a heavy sigh: Don’t try any of this at home, okay? Just take our word for it.<\/i><\/p>\n

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\u00a0Illustration:\u00a0Lindsay Mound<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Spoiled potatoes are seriously dangerous. Medical cases\u00a0report<\/a>cardiac dysrhythmia, nightmares, headaches, and dizziness from eating just over 40 milligrams of the stuff! Eat more than three times that and you can die from\u00a0central nervous failure<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Simple Green\u00a0\u2013 12.5 Ounces<\/h2>\n
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\u00a0Illustration:\u00a0Lindsay Mound<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Simple Green can be fatal, albeit organic. Just\u00a012.5 ounces<\/a>\u00a0can cause central nervous system failure.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Before you ingest 1.75 gallons of water, 22 pounds of bleu cheese, or 40 tablespoons of cinnamon — read this<\/a>,<\/span><\/strong> it just might save you a lot of embarrassed – indeed it might save your life \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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EB and I want to help you keep safe \u2014 on and off the Web. We hope the following will prevent you or someone you love from ingesting too much toothpaste, too many carrots, too much Windex, or too much of a lot of other things, including water. Did you know you could die from drinking too much\u2026 Read More »<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,1426],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7240"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7243,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7240\/revisions\/7243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}