{"id":729,"date":"2011-03-14T08:01:39","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T12:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=729"},"modified":"2011-03-14T22:14:09","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T02:14:09","slug":"cloudeight-freeware-pick-3142011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/cloudeight-freeware-pick-3142011\/","title":{"rendered":"Cloudeight Freeware Pick 3\/14\/2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"><span> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"><span><strong>Phrase Express<br \/>\n<\/strong>Works with Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 (32bit\/64bit)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"><span><em>Dear EB,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I am sorry I am not working up to speed.  \t\tI am sorry I&#8217;ve disappointed you today. I am a sloth.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I am so sorry.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Your buddy,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>TC<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I bet I type that same letter to EB at  \t\tleast 4 times a week. So, when I discovered PhraseExpress, I was  \t\tdelighted! Now, instead of typing that same old tripe to EB four or five  \t\ttimes a week, I just open PhraseExpress and locate my trusty &#8220;standard-EB&#8221;  \t\tsignature ,  \t\tpaste it in an email and click &#8220;Send&#8221;. Takes all of 2 seconds and I  \t\tcan go back to watching my soap operas and pining for the good old days  \t\twhen we had a little money and EB was, therefore, nicer to me. Seems she  \t\tblames me for everything these days. Why, just last week her TV went out and  \t\tshe sent me a surly letter. Of course, I had a ready-made response  \t\tstored in my PhraseExpress:<\/p>\n<p><em>Dear EB,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I am not responsible for electronic  \t\toutages, snow storms, or burnt toast.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>As always, I am innocent. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Please find someone else to blame.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Your loyal partner,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>TC<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I use the latter letter a lot (such  \t\talliteration!). It has such  \t\ta sweet-sounding ending. How can she remain angry with me when I send such  \t\tnice things to her?<\/p>\n<p>Do you have phrases, signatures, or  \t\tquotations you insert over and over in your emails, documents, blogs, or social  \t\tnetworking sites? Phrase Express will save you tons of time. It even has  \t\tits own spel cheker so yew dont go makking a lot of stoopid miss steaks.<\/p>\n<p>You might have used a &#8220;clipboard manager&#8221;  \t\tbefore, but you&#8217;ve never used one as nice or as full-featured as Phrase  \t\tExpress.<\/p>\n<p>It even has a &#8220;buzzword generator&#8221; &#8211; see?<\/p>\n<p><em>integrate collaborative applications<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>synthesize sticky networks<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>exploit scalable eyeballs<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Wow! Look at those buzzwords! They almost sound  \t\tlike snippets from some of my essays, don&#8217;t they?<\/p>\n<p>You like quotes? Yes, PhraseExpress has  \t\tthem &#8211; and you can add your favorites too and paste them all over -until  \t\tthey&#8217;re ubiquitous.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When you come to a fork in the road, take  \t\tit.&#8221; ~ Yogi Berra<\/p>\n<p>Who would have ever guessed that a former NY  \t\tYankee&#8217;s catcher would end up being a respected philosopher?<\/p>\n<p>Well, we could go on and on and on about  \t\tthe many things you can use PhraseExpress for but that is not  \t\tnecessary. You need to try it for yourself &#8211; but before you do, remember  \t\tthat PhraseExpress is free for home use only &#8211; any other use requires a  \t\tlicense, which is not free.<\/p>\n<p>You need to \t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.phraseexpress.com\/benefits.htm\">learn more about  \t\tPhraseExpress<\/a> too. It can do a lot more nifty things than we&#8217;ve  \t\tcovered here. So <a href=\"http:\/\/www.phraseexpress.com\/benefits.htm\"> please do visit this page<\/a> and \t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.phraseexpress.com\/benefits.htm\">read more about  \t\tPhrase Express<\/a>. And, yes, \t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.phraseexpress.com\/benefits.htm\">you can download it<\/a> from there too. Phrase Express is FREE for personal\/home use.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phrase Express Works with Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 (32bit\/64bit) Dear EB, I am sorry I am not working up to speed. I am sorry I&#8217;ve disappointed you today. I am a sloth. I am so sorry. Your buddy, TC I bet I type that same letter to EB at least 4 times a week. 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