{"id":914,"date":"2011-03-23T14:18:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T18:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/?p=914"},"modified":"2011-03-23T14:20:06","modified_gmt":"2011-03-23T18:20:06","slug":"cloudeight-site-pick-3232011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/cloudeight-site-pick-3232011\/","title":{"rendered":"Cloudeight Site Pick &#8211; 3\/23\/2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\">Well folks, it had to happen. The world has changed and older women no  \t\tlonger have to tolerate old, wrinkled-up prunes like, for example, TC.  \t\tOlder woman are plying their mature charms and casting their womanly  \t\tspells on the young, stupid males and these immature, unwrinkled, svelte young  \t\tmen come running like a bunch of pigs to a feed trough at slop time.<\/p>\n<p>I (TC) was rummaging through unpublished photos on our web site the  \t\tother day and I came across a photo that EB had been hiding there,  \t\tapparently trying to keep her children from discovering &#8220;Jack&#8221; the lover  \t\tboy from Indiana. I was distressed to say the least. I had been  \t\twondering where EB had been lately. She seemed to disappear for hours  \t\tand then suddenly reappear acting as if she had never gone anywhere.  \t\tWell, maybe she never left her house but, as this photo shows, she sure  \t\twasn&#8217;t working.<\/p>\n<p>Well, here, take a look (this photo has been edited down to a PG-13  \t\trating for this newsletter):<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"> <span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px initial initial;\" src=\"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/images\/2009\/eightball-and-jack2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Cloudeight InfoAve\" width=\"354\" height=\"254\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Eightball and Jack from Indiana &#8211; This is what she does  \t\twhen she&#8217;s supposed to be working! Now you know!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Now that &#8220;Jack&#8221; has entered her life, she&#8217;s always got this stupid smile  \t\ton her face. And you know what she&#8217;s dreaming of? Yes, what do all women  \t\tdream of? Marrying a young, hot man, like, well take Jack for instance  \t\t(PLEASE!). See, you can tell what she&#8217;s dreaming of by looking at this  \t\tcandid photo of EB in bridal store trying on gowns. Doesn&#8217;t she look  \t\tlike the perfect older bride?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"> <span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px initial initial;\" src=\"http:\/\/thundercloud.net\/infoave\/images\/2009\/eightball-dreams2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Cloudeight InfoAve\" width=\"331\" height=\"258\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>So, now, it&#8217;s time to tell you the truth &#8211; these aren&#8217;t real photos. No,  \t\tI have to admit, I had fun (at EB&#8217;s expense) on Photofunia and you can  \t\ttoo. Just upload a picture of your face or someone else&#8217;s and choose one  \t\tof the pre-made effects and click the button &#8211; and in minutes you&#8217;ll  \t\thave a photo you can be, um, proud of?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photofunia.com\/\">Have some fun by visiting our site of  \t\tthe week this week &#8211; Photofunia<\/a>. It&#8217;s free, it&#8217;s fun, and you&#8217;ll  \t\thave a ball. TC did.:)<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to our friend and <a href=\"http:\/\/notoverthehill.com\/\"> NotOverTheHill<\/a> member &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/notoverthehill.com\/welder4\/\">Welder4<\/a>&#8221;  \t\tfor suggesting this site.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well folks, it had to happen. The world has changed and older women no longer have to tolerate old, wrinkled-up prunes like, for example, TC. Older woman are plying their mature charms and casting their womanly spells on the young, stupid males and these immature, unwrinkled, svelte young men come running like a bunch of pigs to a\u2026 <span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/cloudeight-site-pick-3232011\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[151],"tags":[693,586,153,690,691,692],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":917,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions\/917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thundercloud.net\/infoave\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}