I think she’s an experimental philosopher run amok. She has an excuse for mistreating me that always sounds legit. She walks around spouting incomprehensible bits of experimental philosophy such as:<\/p>\n
“The peanut husk may well be tan, but the beaches are always near the shore.”<\/em> (EB)<\/p>\n “Petrified hummus makes a fine drying mat, but heed the snorts of swans and the bellows of the cattle, lest you be razed to the ground.”<\/em> (EB)<\/p>\n If you’re scratching your head now, don’t blame me. If you want to know what the heck all that means, take a coure in experiment philosophy or ask EB.<\/p>\n But no matter how existential EB is, I know something she doesn’t know. I know there’s a site I can go to to save money on food and other necessities – the things most often she tries to keep from me. Even on my meager income, I can afford to dine out and even buy a hat onine. But don’t tell EB, because she’ll cut my salary back even more and punish me more often and more severely, and justify it with some more experimental philosophy.<\/p>\n ENOUGH! \u00a0There are three reasons why I’m going to recommend FatWallet to you<\/a>:<\/span><\/p>\n 1. It will absolutely save you money.<\/p>\n 2. I like the name.<\/p>\n 3. The developers of the Web site are even more verbose than I am.<\/p>\n Rather than me ramble on and on and on about EB and her mistreatment of me, or 50 shades of EB, or pontificate about the money saving opportunities presented at our site pick called FatWallet<\/a><\/strong><\/span>,<\/p>\n Ain’t she pretty! Saving money is always pretty, my little pretty.<\/p><\/div>\n I shall now hand the reins over to FatWallet’s loquacious developers to tell you more than you’ll ever want to konw about their site…<\/p>\n WELCOME TO FATWALLET:<\/p>\n ABOUT US<\/p>\n Find the right things at the right price, right now! We take the best deals and make them better than those other coupon and deal sites. Think of it as your personal \u201cONE STOP SHOP\u201d to assure the biggest savings possible on purchases!<\/p>\n The bonus of Cash Back means you\u2019ll always save more shopping through FatWallet. 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And, stores often increase their cash back percentage at various times year round with Cash Back Sales. Our team works directly with retailers to make sure you\u2019re presented with the best offers and cash back possible. Learn More.<\/p>\n FORUMS<\/p>\n Best hot deals forum<\/p>\n Communicate with your peers. All of us are smarter than one of us, so why not raise your shopping IQ? The famous FatWallet forums bring you insight from thousands of savvy, informed consumers, all coming together to share deals, money-saving tips and more. It\u2019s free, fun, and addicting.<\/p>\n Created by you\u2026Literally. There are a variety of forums from which to share and learn ranging from Hot Deals to Finance, Travel, Technology and even Free Stuff from samples to contest and more. Forum content is generated by consumers for consumers. That means you decide what\u2019s included, not the advertisers.<\/p>\n It\u2019s a big playground! 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Get your questions answered now. Most members receive a response within minutes!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Lo! Lift your heads, and smell the bark of sassafras,\u00a0and then venture off to save money at www.fatwallet.com<\/a> .<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" FatWallet Thanks to EB, one of the many things I’ll never have is a fat wallet. EB always quotes Seneca to me when I ask for more food, more money, more time off, etc. “What difference does it make how much you have? 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