Some RUN commands you ought to know!

RUN commands are quick and easy ways to access certain Windows features. We use them all the time. They’re quick, easy to learn, easy to use, and kind of make you feel warm and geeky. To use a RUN command just press and hold down the Windows Key, press the R key and type in any one of… Read More »

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

You knew it had to happen. If you’re going to lock someone in your basement, you need to at least feed them well. I’m so sick of eating oats and corn husks and milled gruffin I could …throw up. But no, EB won’t even let me do that. She gives me Castoria. It cures everything from worms to… Read More »

What is a platform?

What is a platform? Day after day, week after week, I manage to escape the noose that EB has prepared especially for my neck. She has the platform built and the knot tied. So when people ask her if she’s going to tie the knot, she tells them she already has. She ties a good noose, no doubt… Read More »