63 One-Liners For a New Year

By | January 1, 2023
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63 One-Liners For a New Year

I read an article the other day while I was out having lunch (it was a long wait). and I bookmarked it because I felt it would be a fun way for all of us to start the new year. The article was entitled “63 One-Liners That Prove You Don’t Need Many Words To Make Some People Laugh” written by Evelina Medina from BuzzFeed. The keywords in that title are “Some People Laugh”. Some of these “one-liners” left me scratching my head, some made me laugh, and some made me roll my eyes.

We’re all different, so I don’t know what you’re reaction will be, but since it’s a new year and I’m writing this on New Year’s Day when I’m supposed to be taking the day off, I figured this is a good way to “not” work but still work and get something done.

These are called “One-Liners” but not all of them are one line, Many of them sound like bad “dad jokes”, but some made me laugh. So, I hope some of them make you laugh too. And, yes, I’m sure some of them will have you rolling your eyes as well.

To give you a small sample of what you’ll find in today’s semi “site pick”, I submit these “one-liners” for your perusal…

“You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.”

“It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”

“What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.”

“I refused to believe my roadworker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.”

“People say I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.”

There are 58 more where those came from. I hope some of them make you laugh – or at least smile – because that would be a great way to start the new year. Visit BuzzFeed’s “63 One-Liners That Prove You Don’t Need Many Words To Make Some People Laugh” and read all 63 of them.

And I must mention here that the author of the article apparently didn’t proofread very well because there are repeats in the “63” one-liners. I guess she’s a member of TC’s sloppy proofreading club 🙂

Happy New Year! God Bless Us… Everyone!


10 thoughts on “63 One-Liners For a New Year

  1. Sarah Brown

    Hope use have a Happy, Healthy, 2023
    And thanks for all your info in helping us to stay safe!!

  2. Sandi

    You’ll have to do better than that!! They’re all pretty lame. I didn’t laugh once. May you have a happy new year and better one-liners!

    1. Elijah Gale

      Correction: “When I grow up, I suspect that I will be just like me.”

  3. Norma

    Happy New Year .
    I like puns. Some were thought provoking.
    thanks for the stuff you share.

  4. Carol C.

    Appreciate your attempt at “one-liners,” TC. Some were really good. Thanks for the smiles!!

    1. infoave Post author

      Heaven forbid, these were not my one-liners. They were published on BuzzFeed as credited in the article. But thanks for reading and for taking the time to comment.


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